what the hell am i doing ?

So my wife and i had a conversation the other day that stuck with me. we were reminiscing about the past, and talking about my life. She told me i should write it down if for no other reason just so our kids one day can know their father. So here comes my horrible non trained hand at a writing attempt. I cant tell you half the story, i have to tell the whole thing or nothing at all, so from here on out you will hear about my cliche life full of daddy didn't love me, hypochondriac mom,bipolar disorder, rape, discovering my sexuality, drunkenness(which usually comes before discovering sexuality),donkey show, mexican hookers,and learning about life woman and love. Sorry if it doesn't all come in chronological order and ill try to keep it as accurate as possible, and few things i will mention and not dwell on, and if any one gives a shit ask a question and ill answer. So here we go my attempt at telling the story for my yet to be born son.